Drop of the Dollar

If you’ve ever wondered why the dollar is weak look at the chart. In 1913 there was very little supply of cash money, so its value was higher. In 2009, we live in a world of the exact opposite.

The dollar has become “cheap”, which is what anything is, when you have too much of it.

  1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
  2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice!
  3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
  4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
  5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ‘ For Bribery.
  6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
  7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
  8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is ‘To Go’.
  9. Sing Along At The Opera.
  10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
  11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’
  12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

    FINALLY!

  13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, ‘Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.’

FOXNews.com – At Apple Event, Jobs Confirms iPad

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It’s official! Apple has a touch screen iPad. I wonder if Steve Jobs can do what everyone else couldn’t do – make a tablet pc that is sellable… probably!

Google Toolbar

In a new story from The Register (click here for the full story) there is proof that when the Google Toolbar is disabled… that it is still sending tracking data back to Google.

The author Ben Edelmen is a noted critic of Google the article says, and it also says that Google is updating their toolbars to correct this.

Even though they are correcting it; I still don’t trust toolbars…

Vegan Hunter

This man, Squash Killer, and his cat, Squishy, proudly display their kills for the day.

Wild Squash is becoming more aggressive and the harvesting methods utilized are requiring cats for tracking and a rifle for the quick kill.

Fortunately, there is little blood loss in “wild squash” which allows you to display your kills in the living room on the carpet.

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